|Writers||Albert Pyun (written by)
|Cast||Andrew Dice Clay Teri Hatcher Yuji Okumoto Deborah Van Valkenburgh Brion James Tim Thomerson Charles Rocket Nicholas Guest Dorothy Dells Wrick Jones Galen Schrick Steve Tancora Peter Kwong Danny Perkin Ken D. Elston Ross Huffman-Kerr Russ Fast Kelsi Pollard Billie Worley Don Barris|
|Plot||Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.... search for Brain Smasher... A Love Story on IMDb|
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|Andrew Dice Clay trades in dumb yucks for numchucks in Brainsmasher: A Love Story as Ed Molloy, a part-time comic and bouncer who takes on a belligerent gang of ninjas. The story kicks in when supermodel Samantha Crains (Teri Hatcher) receives a red lotus flower from her sister that has to be delivered to Seattle. Samantha makes the delivery only to find that her sister is has been held captive by Shaolin Monks who want the red lotus because it contains "the key to the ultimate power." The two sisters manage to escape the clutches of the mad monks but the Shaolins immediately give chase. Samantha runs into Ed's nightclub, where he prevents her from entering, but when the monks come to get her, Ed holds them off. Impressed by Ed's brawn, she hires him to protect her. The chase continues as Ed and Samantha run from the ever one-step-behind ninjas, climaxing in an extended battle in a go-go bar. During the fight, Ed is captured by the Shaolin monks and Samantha and her sister have to decide whether they should exchange the red lotus flower for Ed.|
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